THIS IS FICTION
MyDrugs is a non-commercial fan project inspired by the Netflix series How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast). There is no shop: nothing is sold, paid for or delivered. The “safety tips” further down are parody copy from the fictional shop, not advice.
Real help and information
If someone is unwell after taking drugs, call emergency services straight away: 112 in the EU, 911 in the US and Canada.
While you wait for help:
- • Stay with the person
- • If they are unconscious but breathing, place them in the recovery position
- • Tell the paramedics what was taken, if you know
Reliable information:
- European Union Drugs Agency (EUDA)The EU's drugs agency: evidence-based information on drugs and drug-related harms in Europe.
- FRANK (UK)Confidential information and advice about drugs. Helpline 0300 123 6600.
- FindTreatment.gov (US, SAMHSA)Confidential treatment locator. National Helpline 1-800-662-HELP (4357): treatment referral and information, 24/7.
In-universe “safety tips” (fictional copy)
What the fictional MyDrugs shop tells its customers in the parody. It is part of the story, not advice: for real information, use the organisations above.
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Use Encrypted Communication
Always use encrypted communication channels when discussing sensitive information. Our platform supports end-to-end encryption and PGP for maximum security.
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Browse with Tor
For maximum anonymity, access our platform through the Tor browser. This helps prevent tracking and ensures your browsing remains private.
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Manage Your Cryptocurrency Safely
Use non-custodial wallets and tumbling services to enhance privacy. Never link your identity directly to cryptocurrency used for purchases.
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Use Secure Delivery Addresses
Consider using alternative delivery addresses like PO boxes or private mail services rather than your home address when possible.
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Test Before Use
Always test your products with appropriate testing kits before consumption. Start with small amounts to gauge potency and personal reaction.
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Maintain Physical Security
Store your products securely and away from children or unauthorized individuals. Keep in original packaging with safety information.