DARKNET TYCOON

Because running a fake drug empire is better than a real one

Build your empire, manage your inventory, and avoid getting caught in this totally fictional and definitely not educational darknet simulator.It's just like the show, but without the awkward conversations with your parents!

Darknet Tycoon Game Pill

GAME FEATURES

Build Your Empire

Create and customize your own darknet drug empire with a fancy name that'll have the DEA scratching their heads.

10 Pill Types

From Blue Crystals to Pink Panthers, craft and sell a variety of totally fictional pills that would make your pharmacist sweat.

Real-time Orders

Watch your notifications explode with new orders every hour. More popular than pizza delivery, but way less legal!

Shop Preview

See your shop exactly how your customers see it. Minus the paranoia and VPN connections.

Share With Friends

Send your shop link to friends! What could possibly go wrong? (Don't worry, it's just a game, FBI agent watching this...)

Coming Soon

Offices, more products, employees who definitely won't snitch... we're adding new features faster than you can say 'hypothetical felony'!

WHAT PLAYERS ARE SAYING

"I spent 8 hours optimizing my pill manufacturing workflow, and it was more satisfying than my actual job. Does that mean I should be concerned?"

- CryptoNomad, Definitely Not DEA

"My mom walked in while I was playing and now I'm having weekly sessions with a therapist. 10/10 would ruin family trust again."

- TeenageDirtbag, Grounded For Life

"Started with one green pill and now I'm running a global empire with customers in 23 countries. This game is more addictive than the products I'm virtually selling!"

- DigitalDrugLord, Empire Builder

Ready to build your virtual drug empire?

Your empire awaits! Just create an account on our website to start playing immediately.
(No download required, but a lawyer on standby might be recommended)

CREATE ACCOUNT & PLAY NOW

Available exclusively on the Darknet Tycoon website. Free to play with premium features for power users.